🔥 The Friendzone Candle: burn slower than her interest in your feelings 🔥

Tired of watching your love life crash and burn? Why not light this candle and watch it do the same—only this time, it smells good. The Friendzone Candle is the perfect way to embrace your role as the eternal "bestie" while basking in the glow of brutal self-awareness.

Scent: Crisp Lemon Reality with a hint of Smoked Ego—refreshing, sharp, and just like your love life, it lingers long after the flame dies out.

Each candle comes labeled with savage truths like:

• “The friendzone: where you’re the ‘perfect guy’ she’s saving for her backup plan.”
• “The friendzone: where you’re the emotional life raft while she’s cruising on someone else’s yacht.”
• “The friendzone: where your love burns bright… but not for her.”
• “The friendzone: where you’re her knight in shining armor, but she’s already rescued herself and ran off with the blacksmith.”

Perfect for:
💔 People who’ve ever heard, "You’re like a brother to me."
💔 The unpaid therapists of their crush’s love life.
💔 Those who provide emotional labor but never get overtime.
💔 Literally anyone who’s been texted, “Omg, you’re gonna make some girl so happy someday.”

Light it when:
✨ You’re giving your crush advice about their crush.
✨ You’re third-wheeling on purpose because you’ve got no way out.
✨ You want to cry but don’t want the room to smell like failure.

This candle is for the real ones—those brave souls still holding the line at Just Friends Blvd. So go ahead, buy it, and let it burn. Because if anyone knows about burning, it’s you.

WARNING: May cause uncontrollable laughter, existential dread, or the urge to finally move on.